If you dab, you know the dance. Torch the banger, count the seconds, guess the temp, burn the first one, freeze the second one. And if you run a tower-style terp slurper, you know the other half of the problem: even a fat coil only wraps half the barrel, so the top stays cold while the bottom scorches. The flavor you paid for never quite shows up.
That’s the problem the Heat-N-Clean is built to kill.
Perfect heat, the whole piece, every time
It’s a countertop ceramic oven sized for glass. The chamber is 91mm tall and 81.5mm across — big enough to swallow a tower slurper with an 80mm barrel completely, plus standard bangers and ball vape heads. Instead of blasting one spot, the ceramic surrounds the entire piece and brings ALL of it to your exact target temperature, held steady by a PID controller within a few degrees.
What that means for a session: set it to your sweet spot — most people live somewhere in the 500–600°F range — drop your glass in, and pull it out at a perfect, even temperature. Top of the barrel, bottom of the dish, same number. Low-temp flavor dabs actually taste the way they’re supposed to, because the whole surface is at low temp, not an average of scorched and cold.
Then it cleans your glass for you
This is the half I use the most, honestly. When your banger or slurper is caked past saving, you don’t reach for the iso and the pokey tools. Same oven: crank the temperature up, walk away, and the buildup burns off to nothing. Come back to glass that looks new. A six-hour timer shuts everything down automatically, so you can genuinely set it and forget it.
No chemicals, no scrubbing, no q-tip graveyard. Heat does the work.
Built to last — and built to be fixed
The body is double-walled 304 stainless with a perforated outer shell and a wide insulating air gap, so the outside stays touchable while the inside is at cleaning temperature. Ceramic feet keep the heat off your table. Safety is stacked three deep: a software temperature limit, an overheat alarm, and a thermal fuse behind it all.
None of this is theory, either. An early prototype — a genuinely ugly one — has been living on my bench for about six months now, running sessions and cleaning cycles the whole time. That’s where the real lessons came from: which components actually survive constant heat cycling, how the wiring has to be routed and insulated inside a box that gets this hot, where the thermal protection belongs. The pretty design in these pictures is shaped by every one of those lessons. The prototype earned its ugliness so the production version doesn’t have to.
And here’s a detail I care about more than most spec sheets do: the entire oven bolts together. There is not one structural weld in it. Every piece — the lid, the hinge, the cap, the ceramic core — comes apart with ordinary bolts, which means every piece can be replaced if you ever manage to hurt it. I’ve spent months refining the design specifically so it could be manufactured simply and serviced forever, instead of being one sealed lump you throw away.
The pictures in this post aren’t studio photos or AI art, by the way — they’re rendered directly from the actual build files, so what you see is exactly what gets made. If you feel like nerding out, there’s an interactive viewer where you can pull all twenty-five pieces apart in your browser, and the complete design lives in the open on GitHub.
Where it stands
The design is finished and fabrication quotes are out now. The goal is to keep it priced like a serious daily tool, not lab equipment. Next update will be when the first units come out of the box — and the first thing I’m doing is throwing my nastiest slurper in there.